the name's Carter, 23 and not a clue what im doing. Honestly, if you exist i probably love you so let's talk, any time. if you wanna talk my box is always open <3

 

ralfmaximus:

jv:

ralfmaximus:

ralfmaximus:

osheamobile:

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That was fast

Oho the reason WHY is that the city received complaints from residents living across the street and fined the building owner for the obnoxious blinking thing.

Maybe, maybe, how quick they have taken it down has to do with them realizing that the office of the fucking legal team of the city of San Francisco is ACROSS THE STREET from Twitter HQ


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Even more delicious!

roach-works:

iamwizzzz:

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https://www.kenkelleher.com/about

okay not to be a total narc but this is fascinating. as far as i can tell this guy has no background whatsoever in actually producing textile work or soft furnishings and i can’t find any evidence that he’s ever actually made, or had made, or caused to be made, any of the rugs or couches offered on his website…because the only pictures are AI generated.

he’s had a number of real, metal and mixed-media sculptures actually sold to real galleries. but a lot of his most recent pictures are also AI generated and presented as if they were physical objects in an actual gallery space. with no mention that these ‘sculptures’ only exist as digital pictures.

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so… maybe don’t slap down sixteen thousand bucks for an impossible chair?

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identifying-cars-in-posts:

alphabetcompletionist:

christs-cock:

alphabetcompletionist:

digitcounter:

voweltally:

t-counter:

christs-cock:

christs-cock:

why do people refer to some of their kids as “furry children”? it makes no sense to separate them from your other kids just because they’re a furry

the realisation that furry children means dogs hit me like a train at 4 in the morning

T Count: 16

Letter Count: 185

Your T Percentage: 8.65%

Average T Percentage: 6.95%

You used the letter T 0.84 times as much as average.

As: 21 Es: 39 Is: 10 Os: 16 Us: 11

❗️Vowel Ys: 4

Total vowels: 101

123456 890

[nine out of ten]

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is that jesus 👀👀👀

oh don’t you think about it mister

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(2007-2008 Acura TL)

non-threatening-feminist-boy:

inneskeeper:

“OP why are you mad that your words are being misinterpreted you’re on the piss on the poor website” actually i think it’s very reasonable to demand people pay attention to the words they use, the choices they make, the things they believe, and their capacity for empathy and comprehension and that it’s sort of weird that you’re finding humor in making excuses to just believe that there simply is no possible way to improve your actions

comment by icannotgetoverbirds saying: "i thought we were using the piss poor reading comprehension joke as a reminder to cool it and think twice before responding? y'all've been using it as- no wait yeah i see it now"ALT

ocean-returns:

cptnvers:

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i. crowley really is aziraphale’s hypeman and wifeguy for all time and the demons HATE this angel like. terrible magishun. a wily opponent. this demon smiter must be warily approached. report any interactions to the demon crowley. there are so many things to unpack here hello

Just some things I want to point out:

  • Furfur is deadnaming Crowley in the margins. “CHANGED HIS NAME? YUCK!” and “CRAWLEY IS SUSPICIOUS! [illegible] HIS HAIR IS BAD!” A relentless hater.
  • If you look at the front of the pamphlet, you can see it’s supposed to be some kind of desk copy and Furfur stole it.
  • Aziraphale is notable enough to get a full-page plate illustration to himself. Good for him.
  • “Music Tyooter”, “Avvoid”, “Flaming sord”.

charlesoberonn:

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Straight up admitting that Republicans maintain their power because of voter suppression.

semiramis-audron:

gethelpliv:

bein able to reblog posts of deleted tumblr accounts is absolutely the best feature here

its feels like dragging a corpse around through a bacchanal along with its legacy

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Tumblr 896 CE, colorised

fuckingrecipes:

sp-eedysp-special:

alexseanchai:

shanastoryteller:

is there anyone out there with a nyt cooking subscription

will they send me the chamomile tea cake with strawberry icing recipe

This buttery, chamomile tea-scented loaf is a sweet pop symphony, the Abba of cakes. A pot of flowery, just-brewed chamomile isn’t required for drinking with slices of this tender loaf but is strongly recommended. In life and in food, you always need balance: A sip or two of the grassy, herbal tea between bites of this cake counters the sweetness, as do freeze-dried strawberries, which lend tartness and a naturally pink hue to the lemony glaze. This everyday loaf will keep on the counter for 3 to 4 days; be sure the cut side is always well wrapped.

Ingredients
Yield: One 9-inch loaf

½ cup/115 grams unsalted butter
2 tablespoons/6 grams chamomile tea (from 4 to 6 tea bags), crushed fine if coarse
1 cup/240 milliliters whole milk
Nonstick cooking spray
1 cup/200 grams granulated sugar
½ teaspoon coarse kosher salt
2 large eggs
1 large lemon
2 teaspoons baking powder
1 teaspoon pure vanilla extract
1½ cups/192 grams all-purpose flour
1 cup/124 grams confectioners’ sugar
½ cup/8 grams freeze-dried strawberries

Preparation

Step 1

In a small saucepan, melt the butter over medium heat. Add 1 tablespoon chamomile to a large mixing bowl. Pour the hot melted butter over the chamomile and stir. Set aside to steep and cool completely, about 1 hour.
Step 2

Use the same saucepan (without washing it out) to bring the milk to a simmer over medium-high heat, keeping watch so it doesn’t boil over. Remove from the heat, and stir the remaining 1 tablespoon chamomile into the hot milk. Set aside to steep and cool completely, about 1 hour.
Step 3

Heat oven to 350 degrees. Grease a 9-by-5-inch loaf pan with the nonstick cooking spray and line with parchment paper so the long sides of the pan have a couple of inches of overhang to make lifting the finished cake out easier.
Step 4

Add the sugar and salt to the bowl with the butter, and whisk until smooth and thick, about 1 minute. Add the eggs, 1 at a time, vigorously whisking to combine after each addition. Zest the lemon into the bowl; add the baking powder and vanilla, and whisk until incorporated. Add the flour and stream in the milk mixture while whisking continuously until no streaks of flour remain.
Step 5

Transfer the batter to the prepared pan and bake until a skewer or cake tester inserted in the center comes out clean (a few crumbs are OK, but you should see no wet batter), 40 to 45 minutes. Cool in the pan on a rack for 30 minutes.
Step 6

While the cake cools, make the icing: Into a medium bowl, squeeze 2 tablespoons juice from the zested lemon, then add the confectioners’ sugar. Place the dehydrated strawberries in a fine-mesh sieve set over the bowl and, using your fingers, crush the brittle berries and press the red-pink powder through the sieve and into the sugar. (The more you do this, the redder your icing will be.) Whisk until smooth.
Step 7

If needed, run a knife along the edges of the cake to release it from the pan. Holding the 2 sides of overhanging parchment, lift the cake out and place it on a plate, cake stand or cutting board. Discard the parchment. Pour the icing over the cake, using a spoon to push the icing to the edges of the cake to encourage the icing to drip down the sides dramatically. Cool the cake completely and let the icing set.

We out here torrenting recipes now? Reblog

Recipes do not have a copyright.

Anyone can copy and share recipes. It’s why cookbooks often have the same shit in them with only minor changes,

It’s the rest of the article that has intellectual property. Blogging about your life or whatever to create ad space.


Torrent away, me hearties

lmtyl:

dunderbread:

dunderbread:

pro tip: if you’re ever drawing your ocs in drag, you need to use the Queen metric to make sure you’re getting it right. optimal success happens when two of your characters are obviously doing it for a joke, one is clearly in drag but still looks amazing, and one is indistinguishable from the average beautiful woman/man

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it needs to look like this.

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theskabouncer:

bearotonin-international:

cornmuffin:

everythingfox:

“This bear dug a sitting pit to watch her favorite duckies”

(via)

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Ooh boy do we have a lot to say on this

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Bears just be chilling appreciating the wonders of nature